If I worked at chipotle I’d write my number on a few foils and give them to cute people through out the day.

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

My coworker (the one I’ve had problems with) not only agreed to switch shifts with me so I can go to see La Cage Aux with my mom and sister but she called my boss to make sure it was okay with him. I’m kinda freaked out because that is totally out of character for her but I don’t care because I now get two days off in a row (for the second time in 4 months, the first was last week) and I get to see La Cage Aux!

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

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